Do you have a personal story of how you were acting the fool and God smote you down? Have you been acting the fool and would like to head it off at the pass because you know it's coming? Send us your stories and we'll rate your tomfoolery. We can't promise an expungement of your holy record (again we don't make those kinds of decisions) but realizing you have a problem is the first step to avoiding the ATF girls calling shenanigans.
Is your significant other acting the fool?
Send us examples of your significant other acting the fool and we'll evaluate and let you know if you're just dealing with a mild case of shenanigans or whether you need to move to another state and change your name.
A Fool's Guide to Sports
The ATF girls are genuine sports fans and we'd like to help you avoid acting the fool when watching sporting events. Send us any questions you have about sports and if we don't know the answer we'll find it for you.
Sometimes though it's ok to act the fool over sports, but only if the athlete is REALLY hot. Here are a few of our favorites that reduce us to fools on a regular basis and are excellent reasons for you to become a sports fan.
A Fool's Guide to Movies
Reviews that tell you what you really want to know about the newest movies. Who's in it that's hot, how hot do they look in this movie, and how naked do they get. We'll tell you more, but we all know those are the top three.
Contact the ATF Girls
Send your stories, questions, and suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please indicate the content in your subject line (for example "sports question," or "significant other ATF") and if you want to reach a specific ATF girl, please also include her name in your subject line.